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“What’s the use of talking to people who don’t know

          what I’m going to talk about?” Nasruddin said and

          walked away. When the people requested him to
          continue, he returned and asked them the same

          question.

          “Do you know what I am going to speak

          about?”

          Now  the  audience  wanted  to  appear

          wise. So they yelled, “Yes! We know
          what you are going to speak about.”

          Nasruddin said, “What’s the use of

          telling people something they
          already know?” So saying

          he  walked  away  again.
          The      people      begged

          Nasruddin to give them

          one last chance and
          brought him back to make

          the speech. Nasruddin asked
          them the same question. Now the

          people tried to be clever. Half of them said ‘yes’ and the other half said ‘no’.

          “That’s good. Those of you who know what my speech is all about                    What tactic did Mullah

          can tell the ones who don’t know,” said Nasruddin and quickly                      Nasruddin use to avoid
                                                                                             giving a speech?
          walked out of the hall.


          2. Mullah Nasruddin and his neighbour
          One day, Nasruddin wanted to cook something. He needed a pot. So he went to his

          neighbour and asked him for a pot. He promised to return it the next day. The next

          day, he went back to return the pot. The neighbour looked at his pot and found a
          smaller one inside it. He said, “There is another pot inside the one I gave you.” “Your

          pot has given birth to a baby pot,” Nasruddin said. The neighbour was quite pleased

          to hear this and accepted the two pots. The next morning, Nasruddin went to his


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